Aaaaa can I just not get involve with girls drama?
I wonder when the day will come when I am able to pronounce african names and danish words correctly
Limitations teach poor people like us to be more creative — Me when hunting promo flights
Can we just not give single flying fuck that tomorrow is Monday?
on the pantry chat
- me : How long have you been living here? your indonesian was really good. 3 years?
- boss : more
- me : 6 years?
- boss : more than that Eka
- me : okay when are you moving from England to here then?
- boss : on the 1991
- me : woh I just born that time
- boss : *tickles me and scream* OMG you are so young!!
- me : nope you are the one old sir ;)
The largest natural bridge on Earth was virtually unknown to the rest of the world, until it was observed on Google Earth. It’s called the ‘Fairy Bridge.’
Happiness is such an easy achievement depending on how smart we are to notice the elements of happiness itself — Me when sober